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Can you score HGH on the street corner? Asking for a friend…

If true, sad to see but, the right call on this young man’s part.

You're confused? Take a number...

Counselor, I will stipulate that everything you posted here is admissible to the court. The size issue for Young is a not an insignificant risk to me, making Stroud less of a risk. Not the better QB, just less of an injury risk. "May you live in interesting times."

Yeah, it was an analogy that is somewhat misleading, unless the listener carefully parses the wording. Even the other analysts needed clarification.

Sure. If the price is right...

Thank goodness. Let's not make a mistake now.

Agreed but, they may have needed the cap reduction now to sign other FA. Looking under seat cushions for spare change, maybe. Just making an uneducated guess.

Or… [hair on fire] “It’s five days into free agency and we haven’t signed a consensus all star WR1 yet. What is wrong with Fitterer, can’t he see that we are doomed without one?” Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

What does he beat?

That much? You’re an optimist, praise be.

You are a sharp rayzor…

Wait. There is no instant pudding in the NFL?

Maybe Fitt is playing Moneyball at WR this year, also known as ‘WR by committee’. Spread the ball around with Hurst, TMJ, Laviska, R2 draft pick and Thielen/Campbell. “He gets on base.”

In on every deal…

Suleiman and Campen getting salty…. I like that! True story. HS basketball coach used to swear at some of us all practice long. We’d laugh behind his back, “If he doesn’t swear, he doesn’t care.” We thought we were funny. We were idiots.

??? Sorry, just not processing tonight. Translation?

Samir Suleiman doing God’s work…

[Deshaun Watson nods in approval... ]

1883 was better…

Or ‘King of the North’, if you prefer. Remember to take all meds with food…

You misspelled LaPorta…

LaPorta in R3 would give us Schultz/Geisecki, Tremble and LaPorta. I’m just unsure of what the cap hit would be to cut Thomas.