L-TownCat

I refuse to say Hank-ee. Its Heineken and that's final.

At least we arent the Cowboys...

Add that to the creeping realization our play calling might not be the best and that's a big bowl of "oh no".

Its visually different. The flora changes from deciduous forests with dark soil to Pine trees and sand. Political crap aside, its most likely that we are lumped as "the Carolinas" when there is no correlation other than proximity. To be clear, we dont chase SC folks back down when they wander up this way. Its still friendly(-ish). My wife is from SC, so there's that.

Hes a New Englander that sold his house for a mint and moved to Florida to retire. Its kind of their thing.

Is it hot there?

Thats good comedy right there.

Everybody Drink!

Its not that he thinks we are the same. I used the phrase 2 sides of the same coin. Each side is different. I merely suggest that he (along with most everyone not from here) believe we are rowdy siblings that have shared all experiences. Additionally I dont think he considered just how petty the NC/SC "rivalry" is. As mentioned earlier, BBQ sauce? Chopped or Pulled? Ketchup or Vinegar? FIGHT!! I'm a native NC and as long as I've been alive SC has been a derogatory label. "Where ya from?" -"Greenville." "NC?" -"No. SC." - - "get out"

Yes Jameis... hold the ball juuuust a bit longer.

He’s not from here so he thinks NC and SC are just 2 sides of the same coin. When in reality one is a typewriter the other a sea otter. Nothing in common except the word Carolina. Seems logical to the outsider, that we would like the same stuff, but NC and SC don’t even like each other let alone the same activities.

He averaged just shy of 45 touches from scrimmage, per game his final 2 seasons at Stanford. Just sayin.

The sewer drain of a nation. A genetic mud puddle. A batch of river rat eating, bug sucking, booger flicking cousin brothers. And that's just the starters.

The reason? The real reason? Start here. https://www.derp/2017/9/13/16304436/panthers-sign-cb-ladarius-gunter-cut-harrison-butker

Nonsense poopy pants!! Why it was right here where I learned that Brady had manifested an extra chromosome over the offseason.

Gamble wanted to blend in to the field. May have grunted a couple times by accident, otherwise silent. Jaycee aint that guy.

Its the way the off-season broke. Got what we could out of the FA pool, addressed other positions in the draft, had to trade for a QB. There are only so many beneficial moves that can be made in one offseason.

Welcome to the NFL rook.

I would wager the reason being the Center and 2 Guards. They have the run blocking of a bubbling brook.

Thats what happened to him.

Does thou impugn the majesty of Keary Colbert's rookie year?

Adjectives fail to convey the force behind that impact. All I know is, if you swapped me for ZW in that moment, there would be a moment of silence before the next game. A child was crushed by the largest man on our team. That child then got up, took the snap and threw a dart for the completion. I was thoroughly impressed at that display of toughness.

That wasn't supposed to be a slight. Its what we all wanted him to do. Its what he was asked to do. He did it.

Hey Matt! Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! (for my south park fans)