Massive ocean discovered near Earth core

[Kevin Greene]

Finally earth's rising sea levels explained.

Crust ooze.

[KillerKat]

So we were looking outside for sources of water, but it was inside all along.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

been there. not a great swim. gave it a bad review

[Mother Grabber]

been there. not a great swim. gave it a bad review

 

they have a great grill, though.  best flying fish sammich I've ever had.

[KillerKat]

been there. not a great swim. gave it a bad review

What about the bitches?

[davos]

The government's been hiding this information for the public for years, but if any of you sheeple looked at the gold bar in these here ancient Incan doubloons, you'd see that it's actually soggy ringwoodite being held by a lizard person upon closer examination

I actually lol'd

[Wanderlai]

It's from all those fracking chemicals being pumped into the ground.

[PhillyB]

jules verne was right!