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Eric Church is a Badass Motherfuger


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Eric is a complete fraud. He grew up in a 3 story house, drove a BMW, and wore Abercrombie clothes. He was a preppy rich kid. Not exactly the country boy from the sticks who sings about cheap beer, jacked up trucks, etc.

Madison Bumgarner went to the same high school. He's a badass. Eric? Not so much.

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Eric is a complete fraud. He grew up in a 3 story house, drove a BMW, and wore Abercrombie clothes. He was a preppy rich kid. Not exactly the country boy from the sticks who sings about cheap beer, jacked up trucks, etc.

Madison Bumgarner went to the same high school. He's a badass. Eric? Not so much.

 

i bartended for a bunch of post-concert drunkards last night and a ton of them were telling me the same thing. one dude went to high school with him (supposedly) and said he ran into him at a bar and almost fell on the floor because he was wearing a big stupid stetson and cowboy boots, which he'd never worn in his life. he said eric church is nothing but a product of a clever entertainment industry and good marketing

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i bartended for a bunch of post-concert drunkards last night and a ton of them were telling me the same thing. one dude went to high school with him (supposedly) and said he ran into him at a bar and almost fell on the floor because he was wearing a big stupid stetson and cowboy boots, which he'd never worn in his life. he said eric church is nothing but a product of a clever entertainment industry and good marketing

That's what I've always heard, too. I graduated from the same high school, but he's about 10 years older than me. I've heard from several friends & relatives that went to school with him say he's the biggest fraud ever. They all say he was a rich, preppy kid. Drove European cars and wore Abercrombie/Hollister/etc clothes. Grew up in a lake house with a silver spoon in his mouth. Said there isn't a thing about him that's country other than his accent.

Bumgarner, on the other hand, is as country as it gets. He drove a big ass diesel in high school & was either playing baseball or riding bulls. Dude is a certified redneck. He bought a big ass dairy farm back home & turned it into a private ranch. Comes home during the offseason & raises cattle & works on his farm.

Eric comes home to sit on the lake in his yacht & drink mixed drinks.

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