Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers

[Beast Mode]

Michael Bennett refers to himself as the Black Santa .. why he does, I don't know.  Dude is a nut.

 

Hilarious story about his Twitter handle too.  He had this longish beard for awhile .. don't think he has it anymore, at least not to the length it used to be.. but anyway.. when he went to make his Twitter handle he wanted to go by "MosesBeard72" .. only his phone autocorrected to "MosesBread" .. and he just rolled with that instead. 

 

 

[PantherFanOne]

Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers....

“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”

 

If you say so. What ever you meant.

[PhillyB]

who is the hot friend in this scenario?

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Michael Bennett refers to himself as the Black Santa .. why he does, I don't know. Dude is a nut.

Hilarious story about his Twitter handle too. He had this longish beard for awhile .. don't think he has it anymore, at least not to the length it used to be.. but anyway.. when he went to make his Twitter handle he wanted to go by "MosesBeard72" .. only his phone autocorrected to "MosesBread" .. and he just rolled with that instead.

Cool story bro?

[Beast Mode]

You've clearly never heard 24 or 89.

 

Oh Steve Smith is great too.

 

Not to derail the thread.. curious what Panther fans feel about Smith, since he seemed to have a serious axe to grind with you guys after you cut him.  I'm guessing that's more aimed towards the FO than the fans though?

[Sam Mills Fan]

I want a joint interview with him and Josh Norman.

[carpanfan96]

ummm, what did I just read? 

[PghPanther]

hmm.........sounds like Steely Dan had the dark humor covered in a song already. "cousin Dupree"

[PghPanther]

I want a joint interview with him and Josh Norman.

 

Joint interview?..............maybe not way to phrase that suggestion when referring to these guys??.....hehe.

[Jimmy]

Él tiene relaciones sexuales con su primo .

[CRA]

Oh Steve Smith is great too.

Not to derail the thread.. curious what Panther fans feel about Smith, since he seemed to have a serious axe to grind with you guys after you cut him. I'm guessing that's more aimed towards the FO than the fans though?

He is our greatest player to date.

He is now just being 89. What he does. When he is 89 years old in a nursing him he will still be running his mouth about something

When he is ready to retire we most likely act as if he never left

[Semaj]

He secretly wants to be kissing cousins?

[DanTheMan]

He needs drug tested fast...like now

[Omega Atrocity]

Lol that was great.