Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers

[MHS831]

(exit Bennett; enter Ophelia, Hamlet, and Polonius)

 

 

[MHS831]

Where did he go to college?

[O-Ther]

All I got from that is that he wants to kiss Kony Ealy.

 

Kiss=Kony Ealy

 

Marry=?

 

Kill=another bowl, then some Pringles and frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts

[slail04]

Lol too funny and bizarre

[teeray]

Oh Steve Smith is great too.

Not to derail the thread.. curious what Panther fans feel about Smith, since he seemed to have a serious axe to grind with you guys after you cut him. I'm guessing that's more aimed towards the FO than the fans though?

Steve Smith is an asshole.

Until he retires a Panther. Then he will be my favorite all-time again.

[teeray]

All I know I'd I would love to get drunk with Bennett and Greg Hardy and just see where the conversation goes.

[Mol3m4n]

Lol wtf

In other countries marrying your cousin is quite normal...

Aw fug that poo it's gross who the fug wants to marry someone who looks like them because of genetics lol....

Not to mention your kids are ugly as fug because there is a lack of gene pool

fug what is wrong with people

I would fug a girl that looked like me. I'm damn sexy.

But not a cousin/sister.

No wonder we have such a bad reputation. Plus I'm pretty sure it's 5th cousin, not 3rd.

[Shufdog]

Welcome to The Huddle Seahawk fans! Once a thread takes a turn, it probably ain't coming back! :-)

[PantherDynasty]

Like a good portion of Seattle's front 7, Bennett is a meh player at best. Their outstanding top notch players in the back make average players like Bennett, Irvin, Mebane, etc. look much better than they really are.

[PantherDynasty]

Like a good portion of Seattle's front 7, Bennett is a meh player at best. Their outstanding top notch players in the back make average players like Bennett, Irvin, Mebane, etc. look much better than they really are.

[pantherj]

Bennett needs to be put under the concussion protocol.

[xerxes]

Seahawks DE Bennett on the Carolina Panthers....

“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”

Here's my attempt at a translation.

"The Panthers are a similarly constructed team to us. So much so it almost feels like we're related. As such it seems wrong to want to beat them, but seeing as our ultimate goal is winning the Super Bowl... Well in that context beating the Panthers seems just fine."

[Guest Barry McCaulkinor]

So I'm guessing it's bad to fap in the mirror? 

[camycamcan]

Would any of you guys take it in the ass from Bennett for $1,000,000?

no one else see this lol