SCP travelling internationally?

[teeray]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620

plane was heading from Heathrow to Dubai on Thursday - a seven-hour flight.

Abhishek Sachdev, who was on board tweeted: "Insane. Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet."

He told a newspaper: "The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd.

"About 10 minutes later he said 'you may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets'.

"He said it was liquid faecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

The plane had been airborne for just 30 minutes when it turned round.

[PhillyB]

one time i crop dusted an entire little commuter flight from detroit to raleigh because i'd just crushed two greasy fast food meals after a month of asian fare and subsisting on rice and fish in the pacific and it was the only time my own fart has made me want to vom. i swear the windows fogged in that fuging thing and it wouldn't go away. i looked around in disgust with everybody else.

 

i think the only reason it didn't turn around is because we were already over halfway there.

[Mol3m4n]

I used to go to school with a boy and we used to call him the "Feces Bandit". He would write people's name on the wall in poop. Our teacher caught him by asking everyone in the class to spell "Lorie". He spelled it L O R Y.

[The_Light_Brigade]

We were doing some field work up in the mountains looking at rocks and poo.  Ended up living on vienna sausages and beanie weinies for a few days.  The smell emanating from me was terrible and ended up created a terrible fart contest where I and a few other people exchanged odors on the way home in a Ford Econoline Van.  Needless to say we had to pull over.  

[Chimera]

one time i crop dusted an entire little commuter flight from detroit to raleigh because i'd just crushed two greasy fast food meals after a month of asian fare and subsisting on rice and fish in the pacific and it was the only time my own fart has made me want to vom. i swear the windows fogged in that fuging thing and it wouldn't go away. i looked around in disgust with everybody else.

i think the only reason it didn't turn around is because we were already over halfway there.

Why would you not claim that?

[PhillyB]

Why would you not claim that?

 

a little old asian lady on the other side of the aisle grabbed the airline pillow and buried her face in it and at that point i didn't have the guts to do it.

[Chimera]

That would make me even prouder to claim it.

[SmokinwithWilly]

[TheRumGone]

i'm legit laughing out loud at this thread