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Eyeballs in the Butt

Jimmy

By Jimmy,
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Jimmy

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http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

You thought a dead man with 1,200 guns was interesting....I'll see your dead man & 1,200 guns and raise you with a man who had 30+ bovine eyeballs in his rectum.  

Yes!  This dude had a bunch of cow eyeballs stuffed in his arse when he was stopped by police in Wyoming.  A couple rolled out of his pants leg when he stepped out of his car.

 

 

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Oh man to have been the cop and say "I see what you did there."

"stepped out of his El Camino...".  you can't make this poo up.

I saw a 78 Caballero the other day , in perfect condition, not looking like a hot rod. It was so cool.

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Maybe the guy was driving in his pick-up car to some weird variation of nude paintball where you bend over and shoot eyeballs out of your ass at your opponent.  He's setting himself up for a mean case of hemorrhoids though.

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