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I made a Twitter on the way to Jacksonville


KJ89

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Back in my day making a twitter on the way to Jacksonville required a hooker, some aluminum foil, a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds, a can of Kilz Primer, grape SweeTarts, 16 tubes of KY Jelly, a tablespoon of Nair, chunky Jif peanut butter, a black steril hamster, a VHS cassette tape of season 3 of Perfect Strangers, and a pair of jorts with the crotch ripped out.  Lord have mercy that's how you made a twitter.

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Back in my day making a twitter on the way to Jacksonville required a hooker, some aluminum foil, a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds, a can of Kilz Primer, grape SweeTarts, 16 tubes of KY Jelly, a tablespoon of Nair, chunky Jif peanut butter, a black steril hamster, a VHS cassette tape of season 3 of Perfect Strangers, and a pair of jorts with the crotch ripped out.  Lord have mercy that's how you made a twitter.

Not quite, I'm allergic to peanut butter. But close. 

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Back in my day making a twitter on the way to Jacksonville required a hooker, some aluminum foil, a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds, a can of Kilz Primer, grape SweeTarts, 16 tubes of KY Jelly, a tablespoon of Nair, chunky Jif peanut butter, a black steril hamster, a VHS cassette tape of season 3 of Perfect Strangers, and a pair of jorts with the crotch ripped out.  Lord have mercy that's how you made a twitter.

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