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DC Comics Mock Draft

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Off season gonna off season.  A few of my favorites:

http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap3000000646331/dc-comics-mock-draft

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Aquaman

One scout was quoted as saying, "He plays like everyone else on the field is underwater." Starring in the Atlantis conference, the notably undersized offensive lineman controlled defenders at the line of scrimmage posting impressive numbers across the board. However, he has had issues with cramping due to dehydration and the NFL rules committee is still trying to determine if his use of the Trident is legal. Bucs franchise quarterback Jameis Winston had an affinity for sea creatures and will be happy to have Aquaman on board.

lol Bucs get Aquaman.  That alone is hilarious, and then they reference Winston and crab legs.

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Oakland Raiders: Lobo

The Oakland Raiders are building an explosive offense, but they need someone who can fend off any pass rush. Lobo has developed quite the reputation for being the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. With enough strength to go against Superman in a fistfight, Lobo's skills are more than enough to be in the trenches. While he does have some off-field issues, Lobo is sure to be a fan favorite in the Raiders' black hole.

Lobo to the Raiders.  I like it.

and finally, our pick:

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Carolina Panthers: Catwoman

Catwoman is elusive, clever and versatile making her a great fit for the Panthers 4-3 defense. What she lacks for in size and strength is an uncanny knack for theft, which bodes well for a defense that ranked first in takeaways. Catwoman seems to be at her best when working with strong veteran leadership as seen during her early years in Gotham. The Panthers may not have a Batman to help steer her in the right direction but they do have a Superman.

eh, the lazy pick but whatever.  1990s Michelle Pfeiffer in a Top Cat costume?  Yes please.

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Bucs one is great lol

Catwoman for us is fine. I suppose the cat thing played a part, but if they wanted to go all out they could have gone with Black Panther! 

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Wait, is it the "oh crap! I'd better telepathically call a giant seahorse to spit water at that ship!" Aquaman from The Super Friends...

or is it the "Fuggit! I'll just cut my hand off with my belt buckle & graft a cybernetic harpoon on later!" Aquaman from Justice League? 

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