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THE OFFICIAL 2016 NFL DESSERT MOCK DRAFT


Jeremy Igo

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Today I will be mock drafting the top desserts of 2016. 

 

I will be updating this OP as the day and evening go on. 

Feel free to add your suggestions for each upcoming pick. 

This.... is serious bizness.

 

Pick 1 

Warm Apple Pie A La Mode

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With it's warm flaky crust, gooey filling with just a hint of cinnamon, this dessert reigns supreme above all others and earns the top pick in the 2016 Dessert Draft. 

 

 

Pick 2 

Classic Hot Fudge Sundae

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In a surprise move, the second dessert overall is not a baked dessert. The classic hot fudge sundae is a year round favorite worthy of the second selection. 

If you don't like hot fudge sundaes.... go now... find a quiet place... and end your life. 

 

 

Pick 3

Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies

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No, not the chips ahoy garbage from the grocery. We are talking soft, chewy cookies that when you pull apart strings of melted chocolate break off. 

 

Pick 4

Pecan Pie

 

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If you argue against pecan pie here, I am afraid you have no business in this discussion. Pecan Pie is simply delicious especially with a lump of genuine whipped cream, none of that cool whip garbage. 

 

Pick 5 on the clock.... 

 

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