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What if we just pretend this is a really long offseason...? (fugging waste of time/flame OP thread)

Wundrbread33

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I figure if I tell myself this is a really long offseason, possibly fabricate some story that the NFLPA held a strike in 2016-2017, then run this narrative in my head enough times:.....then perhaps when I'm old and gray I would remember the strike as reality...15-1 was never dismantled like this..........right? Like this could totally work and help the pain...correct? He ha ha ha....who's with me? Hu huhuhu hu...whoozzz wit mee?....hooooos wheeeeth muuuuuueeeeee?!?!?!!?#$$#@??

 

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I'm losing it...

#WorstThreadEver

 

 

But seriously I can't actually believe we have the worst secondary I've seen at the pro level, zero pass rush, all while knowing that we are wasting a season of two generational players...in their prime. I mean, going through years of having talentless teams, I now understand that there is something worse: having superstars and fugging wasting them away.

 

I am actually envying those dip$hit bandwagon jumpers and their ability to not have strong emotional attachments to teams. I'm just so fugging invested in this team: 21 damn years...started when I was 9 damn years old. I mean this team has been part of major times of growth in my life. Puberty? Panthers. First kiss? After a Panthers game (beat the Saints). High school? Panthers. Young adulthood? Panthers. I've called out of work for this team, dumped chicks for this team (no football? Screw you b!tch), I'm in this for the long haul and I know it, which makes this suck hard: fugging real hard. I mean damn, the worst thing that could happen to my feels was flying so damn close to the sun at 15-1 last year, just to free fall plummet to the earth.

I want to believe there is long term strategy to what is happening, but I don't believe we had to be so $hitty defensively in order to complete this "long term strategy."

 

I don't even know how to end this emotional rant that I'm sure everyone cares so much about. I just know that many of you feel this way too, and it sucks, but the more I see people b!tching on here the less annoyed I get at them. I just know that you guys are like me. Just a dude/dudette trying to get the most of life. Sometimes you put your heart out there, knowing that it could get crushed (like it is now), but you do so because of the sweet times. You just love Panthers football...inconsistent...mediocre...sometimes really awesome...sometimes really $hitty...Panthers football.

There better be more sweet times fast, because my love of this team is here for the long haul, and I fugging realize this...and it sucks.

 

 

 

 

Here's a funny gif for sticking around...if you don't think it's funny...go outside and play hide-and-go-fugyourself.

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My ex couldnt be with me anymore after i refused to go to church with her cause i wanted to watch the Panthers instead (Panthers come on at 10am here in AZ). Since we broke up the Panthers have made the playoffs every year and I was starting to understand everything happens for a reason but now with this abortion of a season that theory is gone now. Thanks guys

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