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Minister of Trolling

Jeremy Igo

By Jeremy Igo,
in Carolina Panthers

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Jeremy Igo

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If you are interested in applying for the Huddle Minister of Trolling position, please do so here.

Responsibilities include singling out trolls, conducting investigations of trolling activities, producing polls of banishment, and acting upon said banishment if justified.

Please state your case as to why you should be selected. I will take the number of pie given to your post into consideration.

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nctarheel0619 Newbie

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1 minute ago, 15 said:

why should I be the minister of trolling?

I'm like a PO officer that used to be a gang member back in the day, but has cleaned up and found jesus and now wants to help kids heading down the wrong path and keep them off the streets. I can sniff a troll job out from a mile away. I can name every single troll on this forum, even the ones that some people may think just be "stupid" or "overreacting". they hate me and would fear me having the power to put an end to their BS.

I have the huddle open and am browsing from 8am-5pm PST every day and randomly throughout the weekend. I've been a member here since the server crash. I want to make the huddle great again and build a fugging wall so high that these kids can't climb over it and clog this beautiful forum with terrible content.

vote for me:

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nctarheel0619 Newbie

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1 minute ago, E CaT PanTHer 2 said:

I would nominate a troll for this job.

Now this I can get along with.  Can we give Football Lives Matter this position?  

He would ban the constant "sunshine pumpers" that literally make no sense when they type.  "We have a great secondary."  "Worley has been great recently."  Or "We can still make the Playoffs."  Some of this retarded poo is awful.  

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TheRed Newbie

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Interesting.

Though putting bwood in charge of dealing with trolls would be like putting a 500 lb man with an eating problem in charge of rationing dwindling food supplies in an apocalypse.

I mean, I guess if we needed someone to make racist remarks about nappy heads, and welfare, he'd fit the bill.

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5 minutes ago, 15 said:

why should I be the minister of trolling?

I'm like a PO officer that used to be a gang member back in the day, but has cleaned up and found jesus and now wants to help kids heading down the wrong path and keep them off the streets. I can sniff a troll job out from a mile away. I can name every single troll on this forum, even the ones that some people may think just be "stupid" or "overreacting". they hate me and would fear my having the power to put an end to their BS.

I have the huddle open and am browsing from 8am-5pm PST every day and randomly throughout the weekend. I've been a member here since the server crash. I want to make the huddle great again and build a fugging wall so high that these kids can't climb over it and clog this beautiful forum with terrible content.

vote for me:

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3 minutes ago, nctarheel0619 said:

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E CaT PanTHer 2 Newbie

E CaT PanTHer 2

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4 minutes ago, 15 said:

why should I be the minister of trolling?

I'm like a PO officer that used to be a gang member back in the day, but has cleaned up and found jesus and now wants to help kids heading down the wrong path and keep them off the streets. I can sniff a troll job out from a mile away. I can name every single troll on this forum, even the ones that some people may think just be "stupid" or "overreacting". they hate me and would fear me having the power to put an end to their BS.

I have the huddle open and am browsing from 8am-5pm PST every day and randomly throughout the weekend. I've been a member here since the server crash. I want to make the huddle great again and build a fugging wall so high that these kids can't climb over it and clog this beautiful forum with terrible content.

vote for me:

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your from LA and you're a dodger and lakers fan. 

perfect candidate in my eyes! Although given the 3 hour time difference, you'll have to start working at the crack of dawn.

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