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FIRE FOX, SIGN VICK, TRADE STEWART, DRAFT TEBOW, HIRE PALIN!!!111one1!!1

Rhys

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Fox bad, Cowher good!

Delhomme bad, Vick good!

No 1st round picks bad, Stewart trade value good!

Moore not franchise QB bad, The Golden Calf of Bristol good!

Meeks run D bad, Palin see Russia good!

We win Sooper Bole if JR listen to fanz11!1!!1!!!!

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where do these f**kers come from?

Hahaha, I'd really like to know myself.

Just a bit of satire.

I figured it can't hurt in the off season when all we're talking about is this ridiculous garbage anyways, haha.

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Fox bad, Cowher good!

Delhomme bad, Vick good!

No 1st round picks bad, Stewart trade value good!

Moore not franchise QB bad, The Golden Calf of Bristol good!

Meeks run D bad, Palin see Russia good!

We win Sooper Bole if JR listen to fanz11!1!!1!!!!

You started off so well with the Fox bad but it went downhill after that.

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Fox stays, Cowher waits! (maybe)

Delhomme bad, sits on bench! (gets his millions anyway)

No 1st round picks yes BAD, Trade Stewart (two bads don't make a good)

Moore not franchise QB (too early to tell, do need someone else to groom)

Meeks run D bad, (no worries Beaston is pissed now)

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hahaha, dave chappelle is my role model. i actually like john fox as a coach, but i would like him more as our coach if he'd put jake delhomme on the bench. i'm not really down with the whole cowher idea, cause he's just gonna run the ball and play defense just like fox, cept he'd definitely start moore and that's pretty much the only upside to it. it took him forever to win a superbowl in Pitt. and if we got him, we're not guaranteed a superbowl win in his first year here. we're so close, and i can feel it. and trading jonathan stewart now would be a really dumb idea. i would trade DW over stewart any day cause you can find a scat back anywhere in the draft, but not a downhill bulldozer that'll make you wish you had never heard of football.

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