Beastiality at its Finest!!

[The Saltman]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/06/11/14351946.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news

An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.

Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.

[Darth Biscuit]

Cows are like that...

[The Saltman]

[Jase]

I think panthro once ended up in a similar situation...

[Mayor Qumiby]

Well if your bigmac comes with extra special sauce , now you will know why.

[The Saltman]

grosss

[Darth Biscuit]

Ha... I don't eat McDonalds... so there...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Apparently they are already in the works to make a movie of the man's tale called "Shallow Cow," starring none other than Jack Black.

[charlotte49er]

Now you understand why I don't eat beef!

Someone needs to tell that guy to put the bong down and just say NO to drugs!

When I was a wayward teenager back in Indiana, we would go "Cow Tipping".

However, it was nothing like this! There was that one time that a friend of mine tried to tip over what he thought was a cow. Only to find out it was a bull! He almost ended up being the Bull's B****!

[Hawk]

poor sheep...never get any loving anymore

[g5jamz]

I hear he loves the moossionary position.

[LiQuiD]

Now you understand why I don't eat beef!

I wouldn't eat cow colon regardless of whether someone had jizzed in one or not.

[g5jamz]

I wouldn't eat cow colon regardless of whether someone had jizzed in one or not.

You're doing it wrong.

[88 Bronco]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/06/11/14351946.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news

I thought that poo you did with my mom was beastality at its finest.