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Does sperm stick around for 3 months? If your dad was fugging your mom or someone else or masturbating on a regular basis I doubt you were even sperm yet :)

probably best to ask Monica that one!!!!

let's see....2000 I was working up in Northern Alberta at the end of a highway in a city of almost 80,000 that was built for 1/2 that many! The money was great, but the living sucked balls!

1990 I was unemployed and broke as can be! Just started dating the woman that would become my ex-wife. The 90's were crazy for me though, got married, started the job in Northern Alberta, had a kid, got divorced, got remarried....ya...good times!

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Jan 1990, I had just married my first wife, and it was slowly beginning to dawn on my what a terrible mistake I had made. Never marry a woman just because she is hot and gives great bj.

Wish I could quit making this mistake. At least I never married them, but I've almost screwed up my life once and pretty much screwed it up the next time because my girlfriend melted my shorts and I wanted to marry her because of that one thing.

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1990 i was in 4th grade. That was a great school year. On valentines day the boy i had a huge crush on asked me to "go out with him".

1980 not even conceived yet

Damn ya'll are making me feel old... I was in 11th grade in 1990... :(

Sh*tty year too, my gf broke up with me and made me miserable... I hadn't yet figured out how many women there are in the world...

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Damn ya'll are making me feel old... I was in 11th grade in 1990... :(

Sh*tty year too, my gf broke up with me and made me miserable... I hadn't yet figured out how many women there are in the world...

Mine, too. LOL. Now she's a facebook friend and the first thing she asked me is how I got so many beautiful women to be friends. Funny thing is, she moved to Charlotte and was living there while I was there, totally oblivious to it (we dated while living in Louisville).

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'90 was good.

Graduated high school, off to college. Got laid for the first time....interestingly not as awesome as I had it built up in my mind. I was grateful, and thankful, but it wasn't exactly what I expected.

With practice, I have determined that it was my fault, not hers. :D

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