Proof that the opposite sex is screwed up in the head

[Mr. Scot]

I'm sure many of us have stories and anecdotes we can offer as evidence of this idea.

So whadda ya got?

(open to evidentiary submissions from both male and female)

[Delhommey]

Guys seem nuts to women because we're so obvious. They can't imagine that we're not hiding something.

As any married woman knows, we're TERRIBLE at hiding things. Comically bad.

Still they keep over-analyzing us thinking there has to be something more. "Surely this man cannot be happy just because he's got a sandwich, a 12 pack, and good game on TV. There HAS to be something else going on and I'm going to find out what it is."

Of course that's oversimplifying our simpleness but still.

[PhillyB]

my wife called steve smith the "left front man tackler"

(to her credit she now knows what a wide receiver is)

[Razzy]

Two years ago I got involved with one of those "I'm going to call you all the time, invite you over all the time, come over all the time, and overall just infect your life, but we aren't in a relationship and oh.... no sex either." girls. Yeah. That was fun. I was surprised when I told her I liked her more than any girl I've been with and wanted to take the relationship to really being a "official" thing I was met with something like. "Huh? What? We aren't in a relationship!" response. Then awkwardness and withdrawl. Left me wondering what the hell had just happened. Freakin' sociopath.

[CLTPanther]

Just talk to a pregnant woman once and you'll know wimmins are crazy

[Darth Biscuit]

The only proof I need is that EVERY single morning my wife has to hunt for her car keys. You'd think that after driving for 23 years she would figure out to put them where she could find them (ie, the same place every time you come in, like I do) to avoid this wasted 10 minutes daily.

[CLTPanther]

Yea, mine forgets where she puts things every day and asks me "have you seen x". My response is always "where ever you last put it". She isn't 7 and I'm not looking around for her crap everytime she can't find it.

[boo7382]

lol, biscuit and CLT, either of you guys see last weeks episode of modern family?

[Darth Biscuit]

lol, biscuit and CLT, either of you guys see last weeks episode of modern family?

No, I need to be watching that show, if for no other reason than

[boo7382]

k, let me see if i can find the clip for you. pretty much exact same situation u guys were just talking about.

[CLTPanther]

Never seen it, but I was just looking at the cast and I see Ed Oneil is in it. Is it a good show?

[boo7382]

this is the only clip i can find from the entire episode. basically, its mannys bday and they are going to his party with the family but gloria can't find the keys. jay is giving her a hard time about it because she always loses everything.

the best line is he tells her she should develop some sort of system for things she puts down like, maybe putting them on the key ring which is oddly shaped like a key! she replies with I have my own system, I put things down, and then I pick them back up from where I put them!

He finds out the keys are in his jacket this one time so he hides them in her purse when she is not looking just to teach her a lesson. You can go to abc.com and watch the full episode. Heres the link http://abc.go.com/watch/modern-family/SH559066/VD5598375/manny-get-your-gun

and yes, its by far my favorite show right now

[Zcustom]

Holy poo that was a funny episode.

However, my day was stressful yesterday because why?

My wife lost her car keys and was trying to leave to take my little boy to the Dr because he has a hernia :eek:

She later found her keys, IN THE CAR, after her father had to come get my keys from me at work. sheesh

[Darth Biscuit]

"Cause you do all the losing..."

I have said that EXACT same thing... I've told her a bazillion times, "put your damn keys in the same place everyday..." does she listen to me? Ever???

Holy crap she is so frickin HOT.