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LifeisaGarden

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I haven't had one in a long time but the feeling is obviously not forgotten.

You know when you feel sort of queasy at first and it slowly (sometimes quickly) builds as time goes by. Your stomach starts to swell and gurgle & bubble. You get the feeling that you need to burp but worry chunks might follow. The sweating & intestinal pain begins and you run to the bathroom but it doesn't come right away and you sit there sweating and in agony, praying and pleading with God (even if you're not a Christian)that it will come out already. Then finally! That hint of relief you get when you have that first explosive poo but its automatically followed up by intense intestinal spasms and more pain. Then you have several more trips to the toilet with explosive diarrhea followed up by several hours of running to to bathroom every 5 minutes to poo except nothing but bubbles comes out because you've pooped out every ounce of liquid in your body. And if you're really lucky you've got it coming out both ends. You have the dry heaves and the butt heaves. Your insides feel like they've been through a meat grinder.

I think I will go die now.

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I had this very thing from Wednesday morning of last week until Sunday. Puking from Wed-Thurs, explosive diarrhea for the whole five day stretch. Didn't eat from Wednesday until Saturday morning. I ruined two pairs of boxers on Wednesday. FML.

Be careful folks, this very thing is going around and it is mean.

If you're looking to lose weight though it works like a charm! :D

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I had this very thing from Wednesday morning of last week until Sunday. Puking from Wed-Thurs, explosive diarrhea for the whole five day stretch. Didn't eat from Wednesday until Saturday morning. I ruined two pairs of boxers on Wednesday. FML.

Be careful folks, this very thing is going around and it is mean.

If you're looking to lose weight though it works like a charm! :D

Also known as "shotgunning."

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I'm not a puker...and when I do...I swear I'm on the verge of death.

On work in Uniondale, NY (Long Island) probably 3 years ago, I and a bunch of others went out to PF Chang's to get dinner after work. We drank some...I got a really really hot dish. Got back to hotel later and I go to bed. Wake up around 3am...something's not right. I rush to the bathroom and it's coming out both ends, BUT the stuff is BLISTERING hot because of the stomach acid AND the spicy food I'd eaten. I laid on the hotel room floor (nice hotel thank goodness) to stay cool, but I thought I would die right there. This went on for 3 hours. Finally just got in tub and packed bags because I was flying out next day after working in Manhattan for a bit. When the rest of the group saw me the next morning, they thought I looked like death. We had to ride the train into Manhattan. I probably lifted my head once the whole ride in. Holding back the puke sensation. Get to the office...do my thing quickly and catch a courier ride to the airport to catch an early flight. Slept the entire time...stewardess had to wake me to leave plane. Get home...lie down and sleep for about 10 hours.

TO this day I don't know if it was the extreme heat...bug...or food poisoning that did it, but I'm wary of eating insanely hot food ever since.

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