Got folds? Will steal.

[g5jamz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334651/Ailene-Brown-Shmeco-Thomas-arrested-shoplifting-FAT-rolls.html

http://www.wgntv.com/videobeta/30d7b842-3817-4f2b-b19f-ea1bec6f6da8/News/Women-Accused-Of-Hiding-Merchandise-in-Body-Fat

Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside rolls of body fat.

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

was quoted as saying... "better not look there....mmm hmmm"

[CatsMeow]

Geez, how big and low do your breasts have to be hanging to conceal a pair of boots?

[boo7382]

for some reason, this is not surprising. oh well, guess we are going to have to start doing to fat people what security does to sketchy looking people in airports

[CLTPanther]

I worked at a grocery store from 16-18 and I've seen some strange poo. I've seen people stuff packs of meat down their pants, in their kids clothes, stuff medicine in their underwear, stick small items in the large hairdo's, etc

[g5jamz]

for some reason, this is not surprising. oh well, guess we are going to have to start doing to fat people what security does to sketchy looking people in airports

Ugh...I wouldn't want that job.

At least the odds of an occasional hottie, or chick in bikini in a wheelchair stroking a dog, comes through...but targetting fatties? You've killed any chances at enjoying any of it.

[boo7382]

Ugh...I wouldn't want that job.

At least the odds of an occasional hottie, or chick in bikini in a wheelchair stroking a dog, comes through...but targetting fatties? You've killed any chances at enjoying any of it.

ahahaha WHAT?

[Kitten Diver]

$2,600 of clothing and accessories at T.J Marxx?!? How no Where would you put all dat at?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I would have let them take it.

[Panthro]

$20 says this wouldn't have been a thread if they were white

[g5jamz]

$20 says this wouldn't have been a thread if they were white

I loathe fatties...I can assure I would.

The picture is for the facial expression. I didn't post both of them, ok KT?

[g5jamz]

ahahaha WHAT?

[hepcat]

She gives the camera man a pretty cool look

[boo7382]

OMG!!!

she looks like a fuging psycho when she looks at the camera and starts turning her head. why is she in no clothes again? did she just take a cab with no clothes on to the airport? im baffled.

also, it does not look like she has one part on her body that's not plastic. damn shes scary looking!

[g5jamz]

She looks like the robo chick from Serenity.