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Twas the night before huddle Christmas....


Zod

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Twas the night before huddle Christmas

And all through the place

Every huddler was wondering

Were boos undies of lace?

The jock straps were hung

By the chimney up high

The smell was of that

Of a skunk that had died

......... Pease finish

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when out in the tinderbox there rose such a clatter

cookinwithgas was in a bitchfest with the mad hatter

and into the lounge did I peer with such grief

to find boo hadn't posted new pics of her feet

In college football forum mister husker does sleep

While through his head visions of laetitia do creep

In the panthers forum the fans are reviewing the tapes

While panthro and scrum discuss strawberry crepes

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And I in my Panther cap when what should appear

But pictures of Boo's boobies so sweet and so dear

And then Life is a Garden brings us all sammiches

While we drink our beers on the couch, scratching our britches

Then on towards the tunnel soon Foxy was running

For on a tropical island soon he will be sunning

But fear not Panthers fans for soon we'll be star struck

As our Number one pick surely will be Andrew Luck

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When what to my huddling eyes should appear

but The Saltman with pics of a shiny red rear

the sugarplum shape and the rosey red cheeks

couldn't drown out the busy troll speak

fug Clausen, fug Smitty,

fug your number 1 pick

Go Saints, Go Falcons, oh it made me so sick.

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I woke up to cluttering noise deep in the dark,

To see Dockery show up with a butt plug with a red mark,

I'll tell you one thing I wasn't surprised to see,

Dpantherman was the man shouting with glee,

His head was stuck so far up dockery's ass,

But I just went about my business and knew this gay Christmas dream too shall pass.

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