Caption this douche

[Jangler]

Did you see the Trump roast? I bomb better than the UN. At least I can hit the target. Does that kind of bombing turn you on?

[jasonluckydog]

Dont worry babe the herps only show up once a month.

[Hawk]

her....have a damn mint, your breath is making my eyes water

[PanthaSan]

:rolleyes: I'm a catch.

[boo7382]

Hey, Im 35 and run around trying to hit it with busted 20 year olds....wanna come sleep in my bed in the same room as another guy and fug right there next to him and then I can kick you out and move on to the next busted bitch?

Isnt my life awesome? Being a huge douche is the greatest.

[SmootsDaddy89]

He's only 30 STOP EXAGGERATING.

[The Saltman]

He's only 30 STOP EXAGGERATING.

you look up to him dont you?

[SmootsDaddy89]

He's like the older brother I never had.

[Dpantherman]

"Wanna know a secret???....I use KY Jelly in my hair."

[boo7382]

He's only 30 STOP EXAGGERATING.

Yeah, because that makes it better?

[Panthro]

I'd rather hang out with the Situation than 99% of the posters on ths board.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Well yeah slightly. He's got some leeway left before he's gritsrgreat

[boo7382]

I'd rather hang out with the Situation than 99% of the posters on ths board.

that's REALLY bad......would it be so you can tell him how cool he is? Or would you seriously want to chill with him

[The Saltman]

I would rather hang out with a homeless man than with panthro.