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Anybody else notice how Hepcat starts threads like this but never answers them himself?

Well, Hep.

How long?

the question asker never has to answer their own questions. but my answer is probably forever on sex, a week or so for myself.

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So your partner/spouse/sig other, whatever, is out. You will be getting no sexual contact of any kind except by yourself. So how long could you go without doing the deed? How long could you go without doing it to yourself?

so, your wife left you and you broke both your arms?

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I'm not sure I understand the question. Is the first question, your sig other is out, how long can you go before copulating with someone else? If I understand that correctly, I could go forever. As tough as it might be on me, I'm 100% committed when I'm in a relationship (although as a strict evolutionarian, it totally contradicts everything I believe in; that the biological imperative drives men to seek out multiple partners and that monogomy is a ridiculous puritanical creation), even so, I don't cheat under any circumstance (Fuggin' Disney brainwashed me).

As far as how long I can go before indulging in self abuse? Since I started, I've never gone more than 10 days (and that self-imposed fast ended in copulation, because at that point I was so blue I would have boffed a tree if it showed interest)

this time in english please?

Now, by using all of those big words, how many people on here do you think can actually read and comprehend that without referring to dictionary.com at least 3 times?.....this is The Huddle, you know that right?;)

what I meant to say was............

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