I love lamp..

[bleys]

[bleys]

Excuse me, Veronica. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

The party... the pants... with the pants.. the party with pants..

[bredy087]

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

Brian Fantana.

Champ Kind.

Brian Fantana. No, you're Brick.... Brian Fantana.

[boo7382]

Look! There's a rainbow over there!!

Do me on it! :lol:

[Darth Biscuit]

Hawt...

[Jase]

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[natty]

And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[bredy087]

I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

[TarPanther9180]

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

[bigdog10]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

[boo7382]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her AGAIN!!

[hepcat]

milk was a bad choice

[boo7382]

milk was a bad choice

Ron!!!! Where are you?!?!1 Theyre gonna put Corningstone on!!

IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTTTIOOOOONNNNNNN AHHHH

:lol:

[tarheelblue89]

Yea I stabbed a guy with a trident.

I saw that! Brick killed a guy!