Ryan Mallett Really Does Have a Strong Arm

[Carolina Husker]

Good stuff starts around the 3:00 mark.

Let's recap on the best ways to get your ass beat:

1. Be obnoxiously drunk √

2. Fight someone way bigger than you √

3. Keep your hands down √

[YoungPanthers89]

[Dpantherman]

Who told you that was Ryan Mallet?

edit:

Thats not fuging Ryan Mallet

[The Saltman]

lol its not him.

[Dpantherman]

btw, the thong shot was the best part of the video

[Davidson Deac II]

Definitely not him. That guy was drinking Budweiser, and he can afford much better than that on a SEC salary.

[Kettle]

btw, the thong shot was the best part of the video

Booooo

[dimbee]

Hilarious. It's like drunky first was challenging them to a dance off ("You got served!!") which quickly degraded to a fight ("You got knocked the fug out!")

Classic example of liquid courage gone wrong.

[Miaoww]

Everybody in that video up until about the 4 minute mark is a fuging tosser. The drunk guy clearly needed a friend to step in and drag him away from that situation and the big guy (with his equally large friend) just needed to walk away too.

Also, who the fug jumps around like a spastic because some guy that's so drunk he can barely stand was knocked out by a guy twice his size?

Oh and I'd be surprised if that's Mallett. He's far too fat.

[Carolina Husker]

If that is really Ryan Mallet then he just earned major points with me. I hope he wins the starting job over Tom Brady.

Who told you that was Ryan Mallet?

edit:

Thats not f**king Ryan Mallet

Definitely not him. That guy was drinking Budweiser, and he can afford much better than that on a SEC salary.

Oh and I'd be surprised if that's Mallett. He's far too fat.

[Zaximus]

I like how the big dude keeps the beer in his hand haha.

Yeah, that went down wrong on both sides, but beer will do that. And yeah, humans are still animals, which is obvious when everyone gets so excited about a drunk getting knocked out. We won't ever change I do not believe haha.

[strik9]

I like how the big dude keeps the beer in his hand haha.

Yeah, that went down wrong on both sides, but beer will do that. And yeah, humans are still animals, which is obvious when everyone gets so excited about a drunk getting knocked out. We won't ever change I do not believe haha.

That was my first thought- he didn't even spill a drop of beer!!:cool:

[lymelizzard]

btw, the thong shot was the best part of the video

Whale Tail at 4:20

[Jackofalltrades]

I thought little drunk dude got what he deserved.