Just killed the biggest, nastiest Brown Recluse Spider in my kitchen...

[Kitten Diver]

I killed a small spider yesterday. Didnt think much of it but it did resemble that brown recluse photo. Motherfuger I don't know how well I'm going to sleep tonight...:(

[Jase]

This thing, legs included, was the size of a doorknob

It didn't look exactly like your picture of a brown recluse, but it also didn't look like any of the spiders commonly mistaken for a brown recluse, either.

Because I have a flair for the dramatic, I'm going to say it was a brown recluse.

[Panthro]

This is as anticlimactic as the spider in It.

[Jase]

*keels over dead*

[Panthro]

[Doyle]

You've already commited. Hold firm on the fact it was a brown recluse.

[bredy087]

This thing, legs included, was the size of a doorknob

It didn't look exactly like your picture of a brown recluse, but it also didn't look like any of the spiders commonly mistaken for a brown recluse, either.

Because I have a flair for the dramatic, I'm going to say it was a brown recluse.

Your friends will never know the truth so you can talk it up.

[Tyler Durden]

I'm gonna go with fishing spider

[GritsRgreat]

i <3 spiders

[Epistaxis]

I'd take a whole bucketload of spiders over the massive mosquito infestation I have in my backyard.

Guess that pretty swamp with all the cattails and bullrushes is only good for pictures.

[bleys]

yeah, a brown recluse is small.. no where close to the size of a doorknob..

[GritsRgreat]

It was a granddaddy long legs.

[Zcustom]

Be honest Jase, this was the spider wasn't it?

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't eat bananas because I am afraid of brazilian wandering spiders... they keel u... and give you a four hour erection...