My wife is going to be out of town for 8 of the next 11 days

[Jase]

This will be my wife's first time being away from our 1 year old daughter.

...so where do I stash the kid while I hit the strip clubs?

[Darth Biscuit]

Leave her with the ***** you hire for the week.

[Bronn]

duh... benadryl...

doesn't matter where you stash her after a good dosing... she's too young to remember being abandoned, and most likely she'll be asleep the whole time...

[Kettle]

i get two days toward the end of this week without wife AND child. i'm already getting things lined up.

[Bronn]

when my wife does that I just sit around beating off all day

[Mvp2014]

i'd go with biscuit here. You could also bring her to the club. Its only a matter of time anyways.

[Panthro]

Find someone named Casey to watch her.

[Darth Biscuit]

Pretty sure my wife is taking the kids to her dad's this weekend... so I may be free as well... Jase, can you bring the hookers and blow to Wilmington?

[Kettle]

i still have to work, but after that will likely be brews, buds, dogs, games and yeah..some beating off.

[Bronn]

But Casey struck out when the game was on his shoulders...

[boo7382]

duh... benadryl...

doesn't matter where you stash her after a good dosing... she's too young to remember being abandoned, and most likely she'll be asleep the whole time...

Find someone named Casey to watch her.

Sounds like jsquared and Casey have shared parenting tips.

[Epistaxis]

No chick magnet like a cute kid.

[Bronn]

my first response was also a dating tip from GritsRGreat...

[88 Bronco]

Take her with you. It'll be like career day.