Always the 2nd question out of a woman's mouth for me

[Guest]

^^thats not a question

[The Saltman]

Damnit!!

[The Saltman]

"Will you please put the money on the table first before you pull that ugly looking cock out?"

better?

[Guest]

"Will you please put the money on the table first before you pull that ugly looking tiny cock out?"

better?

Yes, much :)

[charlotte49er]

So what's the answer to the first question?

I wish I could say that I was skydiving and my chute didn't open. that I landed in a grove of trees that broke my fall. Or, I fell off the side of a mountain snow boarding! Or, dumped my Harley going 100 MPH! :eek:

Truth is, I opened the store one morning working as a Sales Associate for Dell Computer at Carolina Place Mall. I knelt down to pick up a laptop computer and completely ruptured 2 disks and started to rupture a 3rd one. The disks screwed up my nerve bundles that run down each side of your spinal cord. (It was a really heavy laptop!) :o

Come November 15th, it will be 6 years ago.

To, GritsRgreat;

No, when my Step Daughter was in High School, I could walk.

[Darth Biscuit]

Damn ST I bet that hurt like hell... just deterioration?

[Kettle]

so you are paralyzed from the waist down except for the one muscle?

[charlotte49er]

so you are paralyzed from the waist down except for the one muscle?

I have some movement in my legs, but not enough to walk.

Here I am!

:D

[Johnny Rockets]

First question is always, "How did you end up in a wheelchair?"

Second Questions is always, "Does "IT" work?"

Yes! It works!

:cheers2: Cheers all!

Pics or STFU and I don't believe you....wait...don't do that.

[Henne Given Sunday]

I have some movement in my legs, but not enough to walk.

Here I am!

:D

"neccessary? Is it...neccessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But its sterile, and I like the taste"

[Chaos]

Sports Talk = Patches O'Hoolihan.

[Davidson Deac II]

I wish I could say that I was skydiving and my chute didn't open. that I landed in a grove of trees that broke my fall. Or, I fell off the side of a mountain snow boarding! Or, dumped my Harley going 100 MPH! :eek:

Truth is, I opened the store one morning working as a Sales Associate for Dell Computer at Carolina Place Mall. I knelt down to pick up a laptop computer and completely ruptured 2 disks and started to rupture a 3rd one. The disks screwed up my nerve bundles that run down each side of your spinal cord. (It was a really heavy laptop!) :o

Come November 15th, it will be 6 years ago.

To, GritsRgreat;

No, when my Step Daughter was in High School, I could walk.

Damn, that sucks, sorry to hear it.

Fwiw, when in a bar talking to a woman, I would go with the Harley story. Might work a bit better. :)

Also, I think that gritsrgreat was talking about the questions he gets from a woman. :)

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

I get asked if I'm gay more than I should. Just because I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I occasionally do feminine-esque things does not mean I am ghey.

But then once the girl figures out I'm straight, they dig that sh*t. I got it all figured out mayne.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Also, mine works too. But they generally don't ask that. Actions speak louder than words ;)