Cam Newton announces his retirement from the NFL.

[PantherFanForLife]

Cam Newton Announces His Retirement from the NFL: "There's nothing more I can accomplish"

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/8078/cam-newton-announces-his-retirement-from-the-nfl-theres-nothing-more-i-can-accomplish

Funny as hell.

PS: Wait....Saltman.....new guy asked me to post this cause he can't post yet. It's not false advertisement, well at least not from me. That really is the title and I is only messenger :D

[Jangler]

nb4humorless

[chef17]

Should have put joke in the title

[frash.exe]

[PantherFanForLife]

nb4humorless

If you don't get that considering all the media coverage, you are:D

Even I find it a bit overwhelming. Some of you guys take things too seriously. He's not attacking Cam, he's poking fun at the media.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

If you do this for him, what shall he do for you?

[Herbert The Love Bug]

And yet another post where I fail to find the funny part. There have been lots of those.

[Jangler]

we love the media right now

[PantherFanForLife]

we love the media right now

When NFL.com is predicting a rookie QB to throw for 500 yards in his next game....you gotta admit....the media is definitely drinking some Cam juice too.

Personally, I found it funny as hell. Best post by a junior member yet.

[Ivan The Awesome]

I wish I didn't open this thread.. :(

[Doyle]

For those of you who don't find this funny you are a complete dullard and should hang yourself.

[boo7382]

I post this on my fb....a Browns fan comments and says:

"This has to be a joke"

yeah, no poo sherlock. I didn't say anything and now I see in my news feed his status:

"Um, is Cam Newton really going to retire, or is that some kind of sick joke?"

Trying to decide if I should completely troll him or just sit back and see what happens...

silly dumb Browns fans

[Mvp2014]

"Even better than Matt Moore and Dayne Crist." hahah

[nosuchthingasapanther]

For those of you who don't find this funny you are a complete dullard and should hang yourself.

...certainly didn't mean to pie you. damn phone.

to those who did find it funny, i bet playing peek-a-boo keeps you entertained...for hours.