Fart defense

[Jackofalltrades]

I've got this cold or whatever that's affecting my stomach to say the least. My recliner is the micro-suede material and I'm affraid I'm going to ruin it permanently. There's not enough Febreeze in the world...

Thought about just setting it outside for a few days if the rain will hold off.

I knew this was the place to come. :D

[Jackofalltrades]

Not one, about 4 hours worth.

[Henne Given Sunday]

Stand up when you fart

[hepcat]

I thought this thread was about how to defend against other people's farts.

[car5nc]

You know your own farts are really bad when you can't even enjoy the smell of them.:ack2:

[YourMomsLover]

I enjoy my farts....all the stinky ones.

The non-smelly farts are a waste of abdominal strain.

[DC Amp]

Run an exhaust pipe out the window

[mr beauxjangles]

I knew this was the place to come. :D

JOAT this is the lounge, not a pair of bewbs.

[2jakefansinva]

put your pants back on.

[Mr. Scot]

Run an exhaust pipe out the window

I've never heard anyone's blowhole referred to as "the window" before :sosp:

[DC Amp]

I've never heard anyone's blowhole referred to as "the window" before :sosp:

Gives new meaning to the word "Porthole". :eek6: