Cam Is Becoming Chuck Norris

[teeray]

My wife cheated on me with Cam Newton. When I found out about it I gave her a high five.

[Tarheels23]

Slice bread is the best thing since Cam Newton.

[pnthrfrk]

Cam, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Swarznegger (I know, totally butchered his name) sat around a campfire. Sly tells stories of how many people he killed in the Rambo series, Arnold about how many he's terminated in the terminator series, Chuck of how he ended life on Mars with a single roundhouse kick all while Cam sits there silently... Stirring the hot campfire logs with his penis...

[4Corners]

Cam Newton has an iPhone 5.

He got it in 1994

[Ivan The Awesome]

During the annual run with the bulls parade in Spain, many believe that people are running away from the bulls. In actuality, the bulls are the ones running away. They are running away, from Cam Newton.

[Jangler]

The NCAA got nothin' on Cam Newton.

[footballisasport]

Here is a thread similar to this. Here are some good ones from it...Credit to CarolinaCatBrigade

- On the 7th day God rested, then Cam Newton took over.

- At night Chuck Norris checks his closet for Cam Newton.

- Once Cam Newton threw a game winning TD pass, and caught it!

- Cam Newton went to the virgin islands, now they are just called the islands.

- Cam Newton is actually left handed, he just decides to give the other team a chance.

- If Cam Newton would have drove the Titanic, the iceberg would have sunk.

- Cam Newton was asked to play the lead role in the new mission impossible movie, but he passed because he couldn't understand the title.

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers/61280-cam-newton-jokes.html

U guys are so wrong...lol

It's funny how u are mocking the hype over Cam yet Andrew Luck has been getting the same "walk on water" hype and he is still in college and has yet to prove himself. At least Cam has shown that he is deserving of his hype...:D

[Panthers128]

He once won a professional football game. And only once.

[blackcatgrowl]

He once won a professional football game. And only once.

This forum is starting to smell.

[Piracy 23]

Cam Newton doesn't swim...........the water just likes to be close to him.

[lightsout]

Jesus won't come back because he's afraid of Cam Newton.

[Carl Spackler]

Cam Newton can slam a revolving door

[Grammer]

Remember when these jokes where funny?

Neither do I

[footballisasport]

He once won a professional football game. And only once.

Well...considering that he's playing with 11 other guys, maybe, just maybe he's part of a team and it shows..