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Cowboy jokes....

Zod

By Zod,
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rayzor Grand Master

rayzor

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I know a lot of Cowboys fans. They hate Romo, they hate the coach, they hate the team, and they hate themselves. It cheers me up.

sounds like a lot of panther fans.

hate the QB.

hate the coach.

hate the team.

hate themselves.

probably could throw in hate the owner/GM as well.

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?

A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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