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The Panthers offseason in limerick form.


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Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t

Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit

Now the great Gamble retired

My hopes for Escalators are mired

And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet

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Marty Hurney left us in a world of salary cap sh*t

Our top DB in the cupboard is a free agent Hobbit

Now the great Gamble retired

My hopes for Escalators are mired

And Dave Gettleman might be JR's puppet

HAHA this one is actually pretty good. Especially the Munnerlyn and escalators line....

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"Why don't we sign someone" they scream and they cry,

"Without a FA move I think I might die!"

Wait and see what the Don can do.

He has to improve the team and clean up Hurney's poo.

Cheap Free Agents that will look like a bargain.

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