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Ever get stuck longer than intended after a one night stand?


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I was reading this article, which is pretty fuging hilarious, about a guy who got stuck at a chicks house after a drunken one night stand because Boston and the surrounding area was on lock down, and it made me remember various times that similar poo (though not from such extreme circumstances) has happened to me in the past.

I’m sitting in a strange kitchen right now, in a posh two-bedroom condo in Charlestown, Mass., with sprawling views of the Boston skyline and the upper deck of I-93. My head is pounding. I’ve already maxed out on the recommended daily intake of Advil, hung over from a long night of upending pint after pint of Guinness at the Warren Tavern down the road—a legendary pub located in the former home of Revolutionary War hero Dr. Joseph Warren, where my dad has been bartending for the better part of 20 years.

My memory is a bit strained on the details, but I think it went something like this: As news broke of the an MIT police officer being gunned down, followed by a hot-pursuit car chase between the two suspects in Monday’s bombing, I was bellied up to the Tavern’s rustic, centuries-old bar. I remember saying something like “blarphgmchp” out loud, which in my head sounded like “Good lord friends, this week has really been a doozie, what?” And that’s when I got a text by a girl I know who lives up a cruelly steep hill from the bar. At 2 a.m. To come over.

Somewhere deep in the recesses of my brain, the little guy driving my core motor skills gave me just enough digital dexterity to reply with a “sure”. poo’s hitting the fan, I thought. May as well.

Read more: One Night Stand in Wartime - Attacks on Boston - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/lust-during-wartime#ixzz2R6gzsfee

I suggest reading it, it's gold.

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let me go back thru the archives.

once hooked up with a girl and her friends at a club. they were taking me home after we had left the lake and it was like 3am. they were driving back on a gravel road and slid off the road. so we had to walk back to their house and i had to spend the night with 4 girls after being in a minor fender bender.

im sure i got more. lol

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Weird....I was thinking back and I don't remember going to a girls place for a hook up. It was either my place or a hotel.

Also quite a few beach deals in the middle of the night, and just walk back to the bar afterward.

Only had one that hung around too long, so I just left her in the house. Went to my buddies and she was gone when I got back.

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