Bear Grylls tweets photo - Johnny Rockets never goes outside again (*Graphic*)

[Kevin Greene]

The barefoot hippie cracks me up.

 

[MadHatter]

The barefoot hippie cracks me up.

 

 

 

yep....but that dude can make fire out of anything.

[TheRumGone]

What a Harvey Dent move.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

FAKE

 

LES STROUD IS THE KING OF THE WILDERNESS FOREVER

 

WRONG. Cody Lundin is the real deal. More so than anybody else. Dude goes everywhere barefoot and built is own self reliant house out of sand in the middle of the desert. There is no competition there.

[Dpantherman]

mmmm Spam.

[SZ James (banned)]

I feel bad about that post getting pie since I was being sarcastic (CAPSLOCK)... Bear Grylls would probably chop off Stroud's testicles and use them as fish bait if he wanted

or just eat them right afterwards w/e

[Happy Panther]

This is why I never leave my house and have 7 years supply of potted meat in the attic.

[Johnny Rockets]

Great news, they did surgery on his foot and it looks fantastic!!!!   <puke>

 

http://deadspin.com/snakebite-victims-post-surgery-foot-is-still-horrifyin-486401876

 

[Johnny Rockets]

I swear it looked better before the surgery. I don't know who that surgeon was but that is exactly what it would look like if someone said "Hey Johnny Rockets, we need you to fix this guys foot. Here is a Rawlings catchers mitt and staple gun...go to it!"

[thatlookseasy]

It looks like his surgery was done by the creepy doctor in a horror movie

[Ja Rhule]

Where did that piece of flesh with skin come from?