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[TimTom]

I said sweet tea for after the game.  What's this iced tea crap?

[DC Amp]

 

"I got a skeeter on my peter..YOU, come knock it off!!" 

 

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

YOU! FRONT ROW! IS THAT THE NEW NOKIA WINDOWS PHONE WITH THE 44 MEGAPIXEL CAMERA? IT IS? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT? ITS NICE? OK, THAT SETTLES IT! I WILL HAVE TO TRY ONE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO GIVE ONE OF THE GENTLEMEN ACROSS THE FIELD A HUG FILLED WITH MURDER! HAVE A SAFE DRIVE HOME SIR! ALSO, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!

[Pimpdaddy]

 

"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

Yo azz is mine...you can beliive that shyt....

[carolina-chuck]

I see you Ryan!

[O-Ther]

:zod:

 

 

 

                                          NO!!!  YOU kneel before ME, Zod!!!

[MHS831]

You can't handle the truth.

[pantherj]

 

"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

"That beer was room temperature! Damn you M&T stadium, all of you! Yes that little girl too! Start cheering for my godlike plays plays!"

 

[wade]

"Luke Kuechly points at something."

[pantherj]

 

"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

"Youuuu sold us out Shula! How much are the Saints paying to tank our season! Shulagate! Turn in your 'playbook' and walk back to Charlotte!"

 

[pantherj]

 

"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

"Get the F@#K off our field!"

 

"Ugh Luke that's getting a little old and we're away"

 

"Shut up Ron! I run this team! Go use your comatose stare on the gatorade bucket! NOW!"

 

[Jangler]

"Leggo my eggo!"

 

 

 

 

"I just saved 10% by switching to Geico!!"

 

 

 

 

 

[RelaxImaPro]

*Luke had just laid the wood to Ravens' WR Aaron Mellette that results in an overturned interception.  He receives a flag for the hit, and immediately directs his attention towards Joe Flacco*

 

Luke:  "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"  *Luke glances down at Mellette's body and proceeds to brush the blood off his forearm, then looks back to Flacco*  "I didn't mean to do that... please, continue... you were in the process of trying to complete a pass?"  "Oh, you were finished?  Well then, allow me to retort.  What does a completed pass look like...?"

 

*Joe Flacco, stunned, glances back and forth in a desperate attempt to find his words... stumbling over his own tongue in the process*

 

Joe: "Pass the ball..."

 

Luke: "What country you from?!"

 

Joe: "I-I p-pass the ball..."

 

Luke: "'PASS THE BALL' AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!  THEY PLAY FOOTBALL IN 'PASS THE BALL'?!"

 

Joe: "Pass t-the ball!!!"  *sweat now beginning to feverishly drip down Flacco's unibrow*

 

Luke: "FOOTBALL MOTHER FUGGER, DO YOU PLAY IT?!?!!!"

 

Joe:  "YES!!!"

 

Luke: "THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?!?!?"

 

Joe:  "YES!!!"

 

Luke: "DESCRIBE - WHAT - A - COMPLETED - PASS - LOOKS - LIKE!!!!!"

 

*Joe, now on the verge of shitting his pants right there in the middle of the field looks as if he's about to go into cardiac arrest... a waterfall of sweat now pouring off of the unibrow*

 

Joe: "..... p-p-p-ppp-ass the ball - I?!?!"

 

*Luke, outraged, begins to pace the field back and forth and starts to bait Flacco into once again fuging around and passing the ball in his direction*

 

 

 

Luke:  "PASS THE BALL AGAIN!  PASS.  THE.  BALL.  A-GAIN!  I DARE YOU!  I DOUBLE DARE YOUR MOTHER FUGGER!!!  PASS THE BALL THIS WAY ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!!!"

 

*Flacco unwisely passes the ball again.  Luke picks it off*

 

 

 

 

GG Ravens.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

"Luke Kuechly points at something."

Simple, yet effective enough to make me spit coke on my phone. Well played.