How do you get rid of an acquaintance?

[Jangler]

How long have we (mostly yous) been trying to get rid of Alice, anyways?

[Jangler]

Actually as much fun as y'all made, the point came through, do something to make him feel uncomfortable, 3 days ago when I saw him, I pretend to be kinda upset and told him I wasn't doing good, the IRS said some of my write offs weren't legal and said I still owed another $58k and cleaned out my bank account. Then I proceeded to ask him to borrow $130 till Friday to pay off my credit card bill. He looked stunned. He made the worst excuse and said something about they haven't paid him his check and he needs to buy some book.

Now that it got a little awkward, I them asked him for $20 to buy a bad of dog food for Bentley. He said he was going to check if he had it a home and let me know. Well yesterday he was in my neighborhood leaving flyers from the hot dog restaurant door to door and was like 3 doors down when I came back from walking my dog, so he definitely saw me go in. He left a flyer at front door and kept going! Mission accomplished! I did feel a little guilty lying to the guy, but at the end of the day, it was to avoid being blunt with him which would have probably hurt his feelings.

 

Just showing him your balls would have been less wordy. But that's...just not you.

[Big A]

I gave Alice advice based on my assumptions that the kid saw him as an easy target. When I learned Alice wanted to get rid of him because he talks slow or something, I wanted to kick Alice in the vulva.

When you learned it was bc he takes slow? Where did you get that, it's actually quite the opposite, the fact that he may be disabled and also because he is young and probably doesn't know any better, I was trying to figure out a way to get rid of him without being mean or hurting his feelings. It's seems to have worked out great because last time I saw him he pass by he didnt come to my door and its because he didnt want to after I asked him for multiple loans.

Bottom line, I got rid of him by making him think its his decision, that's some Sun Tzu swag!

[PhillyB]

i cant think of anyone in the history of this board that i wouldn't actually like irl if i met them

 

alice is the lone exception, he's been so successful at portraying his life on here that i can't imagine feeling anything other than rot-gutted contempt 

[Porn Shop Clerk]

i pity him actually.  really, honestly pity him.  he's not even human.

[LifeisaGarden]

Heheh, you all think I'm serious, I was just fuggin with you guys, cant believe u don't know me better than that. I'm sure he deserves to be executed.  :devil:

 

Porn Shop, I'm not your bro. I'm a lady, you know that. *muah*

 

 

[Mvp2014]

Actually as much fun as y'all made, the point came through, do something to make him feel uncomfortable, 3 days ago when I saw him, I pretend to be kinda upset and told him I wasn't doing good, the IRS said some of my write offs weren't legal and said I still owed another $58k and cleaned out my bank account. Then I proceeded to ask him to borrow $130 till Friday to pay off my credit card bill. He looked stunned. He made the worst excuse and said something about they haven't paid him his check and he needs to buy some book.

Now that it got a little awkward, I them asked him for $20 to buy a bad of dog food for Bentley. He said he was going to check if he had it a home and let me know. Well yesterday he was in my neighborhood leaving flyers from the hot dog restaurant door to door and was like 3 doors down when I came back from walking my dog, so he definitely saw me go in. He left a flyer at front door and kept going! Mission accomplished!

Lol

[Cat]

I ignore them and make up lies so I can avoid them. 

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Heheh, you all think I'm serious, I was just fuggin with you guys, cant believe u don't know me better than that. I'm sure he deserves to be executed.  :devil:

 

Porn Shop, I'm not your bro. I'm a lady, you know that. *muah*

 

whatever bro

[Panthro]

[Chaos]

1. Buy a gun

2. Shoot self

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[bleys]

How do you get rid of an acquaintance?

 

 

 

you release them from your basement...

[Proudiddy]

Ohh, so much comedy gold in this thread. Thank you huddle.

Alice, just be yourself. That'll do pig, that'll do.