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Thursday Next Question Thread

Kurb

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If I fart and no one is around to smell it, does it still stink?

It's impossible to fart with no one around, you would be around, and you are SomeBody!

 

Any one heard anything about Captain's hand?

 

It's in better shape than his coverage skills.

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Three Questions

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Who would you cast for Ginger and Mary Ann in a Gilligan Reboot

Regardless or Irregardless

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Mary Ann would be better in the sack.

 

Ginger

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Mary Ann

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Reguardless

Kurb.

How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man ?

Whichever road allows him to look those in he cares for in their eyes and be able to honestly say "I've done the best I can do"

 

Have you seen the latest Batsu game by Downtown and what do you think of Yamazaki's incessant attempts to get everyone in trouble. . . and why does he always seem to be screaming?

What in the fug did I just google?

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What in the fug did I just google?

 

The Batsu game show is a Japanese comedy show that is the crown jewel of their zaniness if there is such a thing. It was started by 5 comedians who are basically like the 5 stooges. They put them in scenarios like. . they have to be nurses for a day or teachers for a day, and then other actors show up and try to make them laugh while doing all sorts of crazy things. If they laugh they get SMACKED or punished ("Batsu").

 

It goes for 24hours edited down to one hour, and yes, they fug with them while their sleeping too. I would say its a combination between jackass and the 3 stooges but more like the evolution of those two things. The more you watch the more you notice because you begin to learn their individual personalities and the 5 main guys will turn on eachother and start getting eachother "out". Yamazaki, is the Rodney Dangerfield of this bunch.

 

 

 

It became famous in the US from this clip on youtube where the Batsu game was invented in an earlier more dumb downed form, "The Silent Library" :

 

(Yes thats Ernesto Hoost, one of the baddest kickboxers of all time. So they have celebs on n poo too)

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is one of the few shows I watch on tv nowadays and I can watch it 24/7. Its subtitled so it doesnt disturb me if Im chatting on the huddle or rubbin one out. . . . or both.

 

 

 

 

There's a lil shiny red apple for ya, Teach. I promise you, you'll dig it, check it out.

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