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Oceanfront property in Arizona and a W for the Panthers


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Huddle West is gonna take all them withered Cardinal fans and take em to Pound Town. I'm very excited about this game, minus the Phoenix part. Not looking forward to all the Meth heads with missing teeth and scab-pocked faces doing their best Walking Dead impersonations in the Valley Under the Spun. Not looking forward to that disgusting heat that feels like Paula Dean is laying down in front if you legs up and spread, and you're the unfortunate soul employed as her gynecologist. Not looking forward to the droves of "fans" wearing Palmer jerseys and claiming fanhood since before their Super Bowl run. Haha.

I am looking forward to Huddle West.

I'm absolutely looking forward to drinking and yelling and watching the groundskeepers picking up Palmers fear-bowels from the football field.

I am looking forward to someone wearing a Jake Plummer jersey. Less than one week.

God that drive is painful.

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To all you going to the game: If you see a Wilford Brimley look-a-like in a Tom Brady jersey and an Arizona Cardinal hat, please punch him in the throat.

I'll whisper in his ear, "SCP sends his regards" then I'll shank him in the kidney with one of the many used, strewn about hypodermic needles that will no doubt be laying haphazardly on the ground.

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