It's 4 am

[h0llywood]

Here in Las Vegas and I'm drunk as hell laying in my hotel bed. Went to a strip club, spent too much money, etc.... Sitting by the stage was a guy wearing a cam Newton jersey. Naturally i wanted to know where is was from. Hawaii guy and said he loves the Panthers because of Cam. Says there are other fans in hawaii. Met my first panther fan at strip club handing out singles

[Mayor Qumiby]

Did you take her back to your room , kiss her neck and then bust a load after a minute of vaginal intercorse??

If your answer is no then ecat still has a better stripper story

[h0llywood]

Nah just was wasted and there was Cam. Nothing to see here

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I'm in vegas too though no crazy stripper stories just yet, guess I need to get on that

[davos]

Typical Vegas pattern:

 

Venetian

Spearmint

Caesers

Spearmint

C. De Sole

Spearmint

Hotel Room Carolina Huddle session

 

[h0llywood]

Go to OGs in north vegas. You can put your hands just about anywhere you want and boob sucking is encouraged

[PhillyB]

Did you take her back to your room , kiss her neck and then bust a load after a minute of vaginal intercorse??

If your answer is no then ecat still has a better stripper story

 

you meant forehead right

[CamWow]

Go to OGs in north vegas. You can put your hands just about anywhere you want and boob sucking is encouraged

Did the wife leave you?

[Jangler]

$25 here in Miami will get me that. I wasn't a fan of the stripclubs over at Vegas to be honest. Too much silicon and too many bottle blondes for my taste.

 

fify

[h0llywood]

Did the wife leave you?

She let me go boys night out. I'm at coyote ugly now and lots of good looking women here

[h0llywood]

$25 here in Miami will get me that. I wasn't a fan of the stripclubs over at Vegas to be honest. Too much silicon and too many blondes for my taste.

350 gave me half am hour at VIP pretty much no holds bar. Of course I could've got myself an escort for that price but you know sometimes you fall in love with a stripper

[cookinbrak]

Did you take her back to your room , kiss her neck and then bust a load after a minute of vaginal intercorse??

If your answer is no then ecat still has a better stripper story

 

Forehead, DAMMIT, not neck!! You kiss the neck, it's Amish Wedding time. "Now I'm married to a stripper, and she won't give me no love when I'm broke.

 

 

 

Ice up, son."