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Just in time for Valentine's Day, I'm single!

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My girlfriend and I broke up last night.  We were together on-and-off for three years.  I'll save you all the gory details but it's the end of a toxic and drama filled relationship.  She was getting ready to move into my house in a week.  I kicked out my roommate to open up the extra room for her and now I have to have the awkward "Uhh...hey dude, you don't actually have to move out" conversation.  I think he already found an apartment though.  Oh and also, the lead singer of my band fired the entire band except the guitar player so there's that too.  But besides all that, I'm doing great.  How are you guys?

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I've been at home all morning with a DirecTV service tech which = no sales calls for me. My bad knees are hurting just as I am starting to get back in shape. And my butt burns from the Thai food I ate last night. But hey it's Friday.

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Last night I brought the dog in to keep him from freezing to death. Dog scared the cat, the cat flew in the air hit a FULL glass of RED wine on the end table that slammed into the wall spraying the wall and everything within a 10 ft radius .....and, we have (had) all white carpet which apparently does not hide red wine stains well.

 

Put the dog into the bathroom and put a metal dog gate up. Dog jumps on the metal gate knocking it down and breaks my foot.

 

Oh yeah - I also have what appears to be the flu or AIDS or Polio and am laying on the couch trying to work while staring at the discolored carpet.

 

other than that, as SCP said - it's Friday and I'm living the life.

 

Sorry about you and your girl Hepcat.

 

Thanks, I feel a bit better now.

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take the money you wouldve spent on a v-day date and buy yourself something pretty.

 

I can't believe no one has mentioned the new spring line of jorts. 

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