Vaginal Clamping

[Ja Rhule]

 

It sounds like a scene from a trashy sex comedy. But stories of getting stuck during sex have been with us for centuries - and some of them might just be true.

An emergency trip to hospital is never pleasant, but it's certainly not something you would want to happen after sex.

"It's not the most romantic ending a couple can imagine," says Dr Aristomenis Exadaktylos, author of a study of 11 years of admissions to his hospital in Bern, Switzerland.

He and his co-authors found plenty of patients who had experienced problems after sex - migraines, heart problems, even amnesia. But asked on the BBC's Health Check radio programme if he had come across a case of the woman's vagina clamping on to the man's penis, he said "No" - and added that the idea was probably an urban myth.

Two listeners, however, wrote in to dispute this.

 

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25827175

 

Pull out technique might be a bad idea...  Good sex article on BBC front page.

[Doyle]

That moment when you realize you are with the wrong girl.

[Ja Rhule]

Next article... Anal clamping.

[Doyle]

"I just felt like she was too clingy".

[Jangler]

Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that both accounts are credible examples of a rare phenomenon that doctors sometimes call "penis captivus" (captive penis).

 

 

I thought it was called marriage?

 

 

 

and is there a sexier word than engorged?  maybe wet conebread

[DC Amp]

That almost sounds like a good situation to be in....(Pun intended.)

[Doyle]

That almost sounds like a good situation to be in....(Pun intended.)

 

I'm sure in the history of Earth it has never happened with a super model.

[Mother Grabber]

and here I thought this was just me...

[Happy Panther]

Next article... Anal clamping.

and oral...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

simultaneously...?

[Creepster]

I saw a stripper in the Pussy Cat Club in Lauderdale quite a few years back, who used to use a pair of wide jawed vise grips in her act - shed clamp one on each lip of her ****** and dance around seductively.  Never saw a clamp used though.  What will they think of next?

[Jangler]

I saw a stripper in the Pussy Cat Club in Lauderdale quite a few years back, who used to use a pair of wide jawed vise grips in her act - shed clamp one on each lip of her ****** and dance around seductively.  Never saw a clamp used though.  What will they think of next?

 

The jaws of life.