Riverboat Ron

This is why I’m done. Stroud was by every measure the #1 pick based on the timing of our trade, dude had blown away the workouts and looked every bit a franchise QB. I was convinced he was the pick and the Young projections were just trolls, then I saw the hug. I knew we were f’ed. I held out hope just like when we took Jimmy Clausen that maybe I was blind to something the experts in Charlotte saw that I didn’t. Sadly they have very comparable arms and Bryce will struggle.

Tepper

Served him before, dude had 8 Diet Cokes everyone else was drinking $300+ bottles of Red.

Only way they fix this mess is to get a QB guru to develop Bryce, invest heavily in o-line (Get a LT, move Ikem to LG, find an upgrade to Bozeman, find out if Corbett is toast, find Morton’s replacement because he’s no longer a spring chicken), get him a top WR and develop 2 more and find a TE that doesn’t suck. All this without a 1st and Burns, Luvu and Brown’s contracts looming. It’s like climbing Mt. Everest in only boxers in the dead of winter.

Goddamn

Watch us trade him to move up to #25 in the draft to grab a RB.

Turned me into a newt.

I hate what this man has done to my childhood team.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Scott Fitterer

Do your in-laws hate you that much?

Why he has a banana in his pocket.

I wouldn’t necessarily call what the Panthers are showing “football”.

At this point the only people attending are opposing fans and masochists wearing gimp suit and getting pegged with electric clamps.

This should be the #1 post, this is exactly on point and people still will pretend like it’s not the truth. Tepper values obedience over skill and that won’t ever change.

Height: 5’4” Weight: 170 lbs Jersey: 4T

To be fair he still shops in the youth section of Belks.

5 years if Bryce is a bust, 3 years if he isn’t.

Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. -David Tepper

What blows my mind is a team that’s had a fetish for top athletic analytical scores decided QB was the spot where we said screw it, let’s draft a short, weak armed QB who was surrounded by talent. Guy can’t scramble, can’t deep arm a ball, can’t power in a strike, what made him special outside of his brain which is slowly being Carr’d.

Just name Nicole Tepper both and we kill four birds with one stone. New GM and HC at the same time and the first female GM and HC.

Head Coach: Nicole Tepper GM: Nicole Tepper

This, we have Jerry Jones on steroids and most people don’t see it yet.

All you have to do is look at the velocity a QB puts on throws and you can tell if they have an NFL arm. Young’s arm was so similar to Jimmy Clausen, I had the same cautious optimism and now I feel exactly how I did in 2010.

CJ jumped Young in the UGA game, I honestly still don’t understand how we drafted Young.

We win out and we’re in the Super Bowl.