mccjeff

On stage next to the podium stands a former NFL legend holding 2 Pete Rozell dolls behind his back. One is filled with styrofoam and the other is filled with pennies. Before the selection Roger Goodell has to chose right or left and then gets slapped in the head with whichever doll he chooses. The the pick is made.

You really are special.

Thanks for the thread and effort

Buckeyes? Or Hawkeyes maybe?

We need 2. One titled ”Young, no, Stroud!” and another titled “Stroud, no, Young!”. Should cover 90% of the posts for the next few weeks.

With the first pick of the draft the Carolina Panthers select *glances at card* wait, it says CJ Stroud AND Bryce Young! That’s not legal is it? Just a moment, I’m being told there isn’t an actual rule against that. Oh well I guess they can do that.

I don’t think my liver is that strong

I’m going to try and remember that for later

Panther fans: But we only have 6 picks Fitty: Hold my beer

But what if CJ and Bryce got into a chef competition and the secret ingredients were black garlic, cherimoya and African Birds Eye peppers?

That maths

Immediately flip to the drink section of the menu, see if the have draft beer and ask if they serve it in pitchers.

It will be, let’s call it informative, to see how this plays out. Let’s say Dalton or the rook start the season and struggle/lose. At some point the new qb is playing and the team is all but eliminated from the playoffs. But Stroud/Young is starting to get a grip and play better. Will there still be a contingent losing their minds wanting to tank for picks instead of the qb winning “meaningless” games?

Wait, so are we saying CJ is moving to Raleigh? I’m so confused.

Quick healing and good health to you

And then trolled in one form or another whomever we select next month.

Funny how a simple string of 3 words can become so tainted.

First in with the “Bojangles” trope

Boggles the mind

Yep, retired.

It’s almost like they know stuff about actual football.

At least a TE it appears

It’s the hair. Hard pass

NOT IT!!!

I agree.