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This was in my Facebook feed; I love my friends:

Baby spinach, edamame, cranberries. Romaine, sliced grilled chicken, southwest veggie mix, Frank's Red Hot.

I was about to say, in what world does a diet coke cost $22?

I'll say 3-5 times, unless I have an uh-oh after Chipotle.

Adam Hughes badassery: Best comic book artist alive if you ask me.

Wow, that guy pretty unashamedly rips off Adam Hughes' style.

That's bogus. What size condom you buy has nothing to do with your junk. I mean' it's been roundly proven that like 99% of guys don't hang enough dong that they require a Magnum vs. a standard condom. It's just totally a vanity thing. If anything it just proves that people in those states are the most vain and insecure. Oh, wait...I'm from the District of Columbia... Yeah, fug all that poo I just said. This is totally true!

Did he peel out when he left?

BTW, I just realized Stamper is CJ the Security Guard from the 2004 Dawn of the Dead. I knew I recognized him from somewhere! The redneck beard threw me off.

So this crap is okay, but we can't have nips in the lovely ladies section... -Huddle Logic.

I bet you don't.

More than half of people disagree with you. That's why he won. The outcome is based in fan voting. And White Ranger has powers beyond a grapple and fire breath. He'd make Scorpion, Smoke, and Subzero his prison sissies. And what's Reptile gonna do? Spit sticky acid at a Zord? Although in the interest of full disclosure the voting was so close, they shot an alternate ending with scorpion winning. Both are epic:

Posted in the Cam Newton threads, but "Unshakable Cam" should be immortalized here as well: http://imgur.com/a/NgrhF

"That's spray paint shaking mode, you say?"

Don't worry, I gotcha. I noticed as well. Just thought I'd make everyone uncomfortable for a second.

Y'all like topless women crying? Reminds me of the brothers at the fraternity I pledged (and promptly de-pledged)

So I'm watching Cosmos videos to work on my Carl Sagan voice for my Halloween costume. I happened across the Pale Blue Dot monologue, and I'm not gonna lie, it just made me well up a little bit: