Pejorative Miscreant

The deck is stacked against this defense from an injury and complementary football standpoint (I.e. offense sucks and puts defense in precarious position). I dont think they are top 10 but they are stingy. It’s the only positive on this team so maybe I am biased.

I’m. Panther fan and since Bryce is the QB I’m a Bryce fan. He’s either gonna work out or not. I’m leaning hard towards the not but hell, I’m wrong all the time. I expected them to screw up that drive right up until the ball got thru the goalposts. 1 is a streak dammit! I’ll take it.

It isnt like his parents and agents came to Carolina and sold snake oil to the Panthers in a vacuum. This kid was in the discussions for 1/2 top 5 picks well before the Panthers made the trade. It’s comforting to have a scapegoat but in reality the cause of this mess is pouring ketchup all over his steak and eggs at the moment.

This team deserves that type of weather.

The only thing Tepper is proven to be good at is investments. As good as it would be for Tepper to have a diversion, the profit on the Panthers, regardless of terrible team performance is probably (this is my assumption but I am ignorant of motor sport team profit) a bigger cash cow than the motorsports angle. Tepper paid 2.2 billion for the team. Five years later he has transformed it into the stinkiest hot mess in the NFL and it is valued at a little over 4 billion. What other business can you have top to bottom ineptness and still double your money in 5 years?

Apparently thats in the job description for coaches and players as well.

The New England job opening is much more attractive than the one here in Carolina. Definitely not going down the "no one will take this job" avenue but that one would be more coveted me thinks

I can empathize with him and anyone in terms of working toward a goal and falling short. Sucks when that happens to people particularly when they are younger. But dude has a huge golden parachute so no, I don’t feel one bit sorry for him. If this football thing doesn’t work out he will simply go into early retirement with millions in the bank. He will land on his feet.

My 80 proof Panthers Jingle Bells Cover is coming along Dashing through the summer with dreams of playoffs in some heads Team takes the field in the fall and firmly shiits the bed! Oh this team sucks, this team sucks Tepper your a fool Who woulda thunk we could get worse after firing dumbass Rhule.

I dont blame Eddy. Suckage is contagious.

Ass

Sanders just doubled his production for the year

Watching Taysum Hill spit tobacco is so exciting. Way to go Fox

Vilma selling "Bryce Young's Big Arm" hard.

Derrick Brown throwin people.

Ate up 59 seconds of clock if you count the hang time on the kick. Go offense!

Apparently Olave has been sick all week. That being the case, I fully expect to see him torch us today.

Better go make a beer run if you are planning on watching the whole game. That’s gonna be gone by 2nd quarter 2 minute warning.

Pie for OP. I absolutely love it! Inspired to make a thread as shiity as the the team we support. Although OP falls well short of that mark, we should heap praise for the effort.

All the balls float down here Davy…. They all float…

If this is the case, the demon(s) that needs to be exorcised would have to seek out the priest. Not gonna happen.

Sanders is looking for someone to tackle him

The travesty is that the 2023 Panthers is an historically awful team (maybe not the worst ever but definitely in the conversation). That said, IMO this historically awful Panther's team is the main contributor to the historically awful NFC South.

Unfortunately, Jerry Reed is dead so you are likely gonna get the same energy level as you had with Frank. RIP Snowman