Taking a poo in the office - is there etiquette to it?

[Anybodyhome]

courtesy flush

 

This.

 

...and for those of you who may have no idea what this is...

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=courtesy+flush

 

 

I rarely get into the situation since I take care o' business early morning.

[h0llywood]

Who cares what people think to be quite honest. Your mission is to take a dump. The toilet is there to receive the dump. Screw anyone that gets in your way.

 

 

[h0llywood]

I'd rather take a dump and blow up the toilet and have someone perceive me to be nasty than to stand outside the stall and shart myself all over the floor.

[Scrumtrilescent]

This is why everyone should strive to have a personal bathroom, or at least a bathroom that is rarely used in the building.  That's better than finding oil.

[toldozer]

We have a single stall and urinal it would never fail when I had to hit it up this idiot at work would want to come in and ask me questions through the stall door. Seriously nothing is that important that you can't wait till I get out of the fugIN BATHROOM!!!!!!!!! Glad he got "poo canned"

[Raskle]

Never fails, no matter which one of the multiple bathrooms in my building or time of day, I always manage to walk in on someone dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

 

Courtesy flush, lighter, and hold until others vacate is proper etiquette in my opinion. Personally, unless I'm about to crap my pants, I hold it until I get home. I absolutely hate anyone listening in, even if it is unintentional.

[TNPanther]

 

How does one get the runs from Panera?

 

Fuggin tomato soup man. I've been battling the stomach bug all week and that poo ran right through me. That poo is good as hell though.

[Chimera]

I really don't give a poo... pun NOT intended. I like to gather my thoughts while on the throne and the way I see it, the place clears out once I start dropping A-bombs.

The only bathroom sounds that get to me are the loud pissers. They walk up to the urinal and immediately begin huffing, puffing and gasping for air. If you've ever been in a public men's room, you know who I'm talking about.

It does no good to make the whole place rumble. Right before they finish pissing, they ALWAYS let out a fart that puts everything you've done to shame.

[Chimera]

Oh, and if you're having trouble with a next door shitter or a talker, just start grunting. They usually pinch it off. But it has to be done convincingly.

[Mark S]

I find it hard to do it in public facilities. Unless I REALLY got to go.

[The Saltman]

Handicap stalls are where it's at.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

if i hear someone in the stall next to me in distress like that, i just ask them "hey, you need some help with that over there, buddy?" in a husky voice

[SCP]

We have a single stall and urinal it would never fail when I had to hit it up this idiot at work would want to come in and ask me questions through the stall door. Seriously nothing is that important that you can't wait till I get out of the fugIN BATHROOM!!!!!!!!! Glad he got "poo canned"

I would punch that guy in the face

[Chimera]

We have a single stall and urinal it would never fail when I had to hit it up this idiot at work would want to come in and ask me questions through the stall door. Seriously nothing is that important that you can't wait till I get out of the fugIN BATHROOM!!!!!!!!! Glad he got "poo canned"

 

Is he a combat veteran per chance? Things like that are natural to us. We lost all that shame of needing privacy when we poop or masturbate.