Here is the thing about Belgium v. USA

[Happy Panther]

I've been to Belgium. It's like a putrid version of Paris. Bunch of buildings that used to be white and are now grey. They all speak french and as far as I can tell no armed forces. Pansies.

 

Just my opinion.

 

 

 

 

[TheRumGone]

But in Bruges.....

[Brooklyn Bully]

[KendrickPanther]

Where did you go? Antwerp? That place is a poo stain. The country is beautiful though.

[KendrickPanther]

Belgium has a population of 11 million people. No point in having a military. If someone wants to invade them, they will.

[Ja Rhule]

I wouldn't. That country is filled with kickboxers who can take a guy's head off.

Have fun kickboxing a bullet.

[toldozer]

Youngest team in the tournament. Hopefully the stage is too big for them.

[Ja Rhule]

This actually looks like a shitty rifle.

[Ja Rhule]

Yet our Spec Ops use them lol

 

They're like Uzzi's.  Very convenient for close encounter gun fight because they light and pack many rounds.  But war?  No way.  If you try to use this gun to shoot from distance, you aint gonna hit poo. 

[KendrickPanther]

Anyone else get a little uneasy when our soldiers watch sporting events with assault rifles strapped to their chests? Are they on duty or think it looks cool?

 

They always take USO group pictures with their rifles too. It doesn't look cool.

[BelgianPantherFan]

Good luck guys. Will be a nice battle between two different styles of soccer. As someone mentioned, Belgium has one of the youngest squads of the WC, they however all have experience at the highest level, so I don't expect the stage to be too big for them.

I think it'll be a close game. We qualified with 3 wins, but the quality of the play hasn't been what they are capable of.

 

Oh and btw, half of Belgium speaks French, half Flemmish (Dutch-alike language), and we just kick ass at making beer. Cheers! :)

[SmootsDaddy89]

Put an Iron Cross on our Unis and convince them we're blitzkrieging through the world cup and I guarantee you they let us right through. (YEAH WORLD WAR TRASH TALK GET SOME)

[Toundra]

Like my grand father during WW1 i will stick with Belgium for the occasion.

 

JC Vandamme > Chuck Norris hands down.

 

Tintin > Super man.

 

[KendrickPanther]

It really makes me sick every time I see someone brag about the things our great grandparents accomplished in the 1940s. At some point we need to make our own legacy. We sound like idiots making World War II jokes. Calling the Germans Nazis in the lead up to that game was in poor taste too.

 

I know, internet, it's just a joke, etc. But at some point we have to draw a line between humor and stupidity.