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Huddle Advice - What's the best way to ask your wife to get a boob job?

Hotsauce

By Hotsauce,
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tailg8or Contributor

tailg8or

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questionable tactic

Let me clarify ... name a mutual friend that has never had kids AND has a worse body than wifey.  It's actually a compliment that wifey looks better than women with no kids ... I think.  On 2nd thought, comparisons rarely work out good.

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Mr. Scot Grand Master

Mr. Scot

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so I have an embarassing admission to make...speaking of fake boobs....I'm 47 years old and I've never had my hands, or any other body part on a pair of bolt ons.  Maybe one of you wants to work out a rental agreement or something?

I have.

No comparison. Real are infinitely better.

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PoundCat Newbie

PoundCat

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Side bitches aren't for having dinner with. They're for having dessert with. And some desserts are worth more than dinner. :)

Btw, side bitches should be like tp. Soft, strong, able to handle all the sh!t we'll give them, and most importantly, disposable.

Morality aside of course, but it doesn't make sense to spend a lot of money on disposable things.  Paper plates, chop sticks, baby diapers, side chicks...and if you don't like her anatomy, then why not replace instead of pay $1000's to improve? 

(for the record I don't condone side chicks)

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