I have made the ultimate sacrifice for the Panthers success this season.

[Moose Hoover]

Whenever we sit together, our super jealous 3 year old come running and jumps on both of us. Makes it really hard to watch the game with a bouncing baby's face in the way.

gotcha, I can relate.

[MeowMeowMeooow]

ummm. They're obviously DT sized. No one was going to say it. 

 

Edit: or they have a super jealous 3 year old that jumps on them.

Lol my wife is more field goal post... I, on the other hand, am like Tolbert. Short & Stocky 

[Guest Barry McCaulkinor]

What happens when she sits on your lap while in the recliner? Sounds like the perfect solution.

[redbuddha]

From listening to this story, I think the problem is your level of commitment! Sounds like you need to get some rope and tie your wife to the chair at the beginning of the game. You need to perform whatever household tasks she would have, put kids to bed etc. Since you will be busy during the game I suggest you not sit at all!

[Mr. Scot]

What a coincidence? My wife walks into the room and something bad happens.

My ex-girlfriend walking into the room was a bad thing happening in and of itself.

[juliosantos]

tape her to the lazy boy lol

[Cat]

Brilliant 

[Cat]

You know, I've noticed when I'm buying stuff on Amazon during the game, the Panthers do really fuging good. Problem is my bank account is getting low so I'm going to need you guys to start contributing to my bank account to keep the Panthers winning. If you don't it's going to be your fault when the Panthers start playing poorly, there will be no one else to blame but yourselves. 

Thanks guys! Go Panthers!!!! 

 

 

[LA_Panther]

 

You don't know superstition until you start painting your toenails brother ... I've done some crazy poo to get us to win in the past, but this poo is working like clockwork. One nail per win. I'll wear blue contacts with every playoff win (1 for Divisional wound, 1 for NFCC) ... entire face-paint for SB  [drops mic and walks out]

[mc52beast]

I'm growing a beard, every time I trimmed it last year we lost.. not touching it for the rest of the season 

[CPcavedweller]

So, Monday night, how about you put the kids to bed and make sure everything is done around the house and let her sit in the recliner the entire game? Or at least put wheels on it so she doesn't have to get up. 

[KillaCamNewton]

This girl insisted that she gets to comeover and watch games at my house now. Shes a Chargers fan whos jumped on the "I wanna marry Cam Newton/Luke Kuechly bandwagon." She hasnt watched any games with me yet so I told her its not happening cause it might fug up our juju. Panthers win > easy smash on the priority list for me

[Frizzy350]

I just put a panthers hat on my fat sleeping cat.

[Day_One]

... For the last 4 years the Panthers have lost every game I didn't view.   Every game I watched they win.   Yes I'm serious.  No I'm not making this up.  If I don't watch the game they lose.  There has been 0 deviation from this.