Where's your thread, SCP???

[Marguide]

People from Indy call themselves hoosiers. Fugging hoosiers. And you can't do anything with that?

On the list of American cities that could get wiped out tomorrow and no one would even notice, Indy is in the top three.

And the team's logo is a horseshoe. I mean compared to Panthers and Lions and even Buccaneers, has anyone ever been intimidated by a fugging horseshoe?

You can do it SCP. Your team needs you.

[PandaPancake]

Indianapolis 500 has given us amazing technology. Then there's the FedEx hub. And um, yeah. It's a really bland place. Oh, one time a semi's wheel came off and went rolling past me on 70

[CLTPanther]

If we lose SCP, it's going to be your fault for not posting a smack thread!

[Doyle]

SCP must be on his period.  Man up and start typing.  

[nctarheel0619]

SCP has made some outstanding post throughout the years, one week won't kill us.  Well, most of us.  

[Jangler]

okay somethings up...

probably needs this http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colon-blow/n9822

[Car123]

As long as his helmet is facing the right direction.

[2jakefansinva]

There's not much smack to talk about Indianapolis. The people are nice, the city is nice, etc etc.

let me guess........bidets everywhere.

[ecu88]

People from Indy call themselves hoosiers. Fugging hoosiers. And you can't do anything with that?

On the list of American cities that could get wiped out tomorrow and no one would even notice, Indy is in the top three.

And the team's logo is a horseshoe. I mean compared to Panthers and Lions and even Buccaneers, has anyone ever been intimidated by a fugging horseshoe?

You can do it SCP. Your team needs you.

I say the horseshoe is irony, Luck and his luck might be running out.

[IMON KRAQUE]

First off Indiana is the most boring place on earth. Other than tall women they have nothing to offer to society. Their football team actually stands for Count On Losing This Sunday. And Booby knight is a god to them. And his worthless kid. Half the state is made up of in-bred mountain folk or satanist. And don't forget the cement jungle, craphole known as Gary. the place is dirtier than Jared Fogle's hard drive. They were nice enough to pick up the unemployment tab for the state of Michigan. No wait, that was just stupidity. So unless you like 6'7" women with half their teeth missing and a crucifix tramp-stamp? Indiana is just awful. Just like their drug addict owner, and their historically crappy football team. They had Manning in his prime and managed to lose a SB to the Aint's. Oh but they beat the Bears with a qb who had a 4.3 rating. Before that their crowning achievement actually belonged to Baltimore. If it wasn't for the Manning years you wouldn't be able to tell them apart from the Browns. Fugg them homophobic, pizza eating, hicks! Hoosier? The Panthers! And they come to beat your team by at least 17!!!!! Go Panthers!!!! 

[Chaos]

Don't rush a shitting artist

Kind of like the sammich artists at Subway, he is that to the porcelain god.

 

[bigskypanthersguy]

I took a bus from Missouri to Hickory, NC. We ended up going through Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, and Tennessee in the process and I gotta tell you, there were some outstanding views of the nothingness during the early stages of that trek.
Seriously, at one point, we stopped in Indiana at a McDonald's. Most sad, depressing looking people I've ever met. They just don't seem happy, and why should they be? They live in a state that a fictional TV show and Peyton Manning made semi-relevant. Outside of that, Indiana isn't even a flyover state. Planes just reroute to avoid the possibility of crashing there. Pilots would rather die in Missouri or Michigan. That's saying something.

I feel for you about bus rides.  You'd think it wouldn't be that bad...and yet...

[Kevin Greene]

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